Today....nobody even knows....today was amazing

I don't even know where to begin

My day started off with none other but the backstreet boys...yes

then My day was spent with the beautiful, pregnant, Tanya!

First we went on a hike in wildwood...we walked on an elephant....hijacked a car. almost got shot by two boys at a waterfall, tried to figure out just how do waterfalls work? peer pressured tanya to walk up the stairs of death where we almost died, we looked death in the face and turned away. Emancipate was the word of the day yupp We then made out way to a teepee where me and her carved our love in a rock! The car was sooo far away but soon enough we were back to it's salvation!

We were almost to...the POOL but then the car...attacked. a jolting of transmission...a stopping of breakage..emergency break was used because well..it was an emergeniciaaa we were out of gas. No one in is halpful in this world. Weird boys stopped said hi and then just drove off..what is that about huh?!?

well we finally made it too the pool which was amazingly nice and my new curly-ness attacked! WE learned what ezactly a dork is....you don't want to know. I tried to trick Tanya by pretending to talk while her ears were under water and it WORKED! haha

after pool we went to bean's housee and rented micheal and met up with jon and matt on the way there and back. ended up watching something weird during this i tied tanyas pants togheter and impregnated her...yeah..

on the way home we rescued a dog. Yes we save nature too! poor little duke was roaming the streets and we called the number on the tag and saved him from certain danger!

today was pretty amazing in many ways what adventuress...